HERE IT COMES....SHOT FROM THE CORRRNERRRRR.....THE 8 BALL'S IN!!!

If you've watched any of the college basketball over the weekend, you've no doubt heard Gus Johnson's trademark over-excitement at the drop of the hat. (If you haven't, check out this link.)  I think Gus Johnson could make women's curling exciting. 

SHE LETS IT GO....IT'S HEADED FOR THE CENTERRRRRRR...SHE'S GOT THE BUTTON!

Sure, it's cheesy.  Sure it's ridiculous to think that Gus should be screaming like his life depended on the outcome of the game.  But it makes March Madness that much more exciting.  So I'm going to try to be more like Gus Johnson in my every day life.  Here are some phrases I'm going to try out.

HE'S TRYING TO MERGE....LOOKING FOR OPENING....HE GOES FOR THE ACCELERATORRRRR! OH MY WHAT A PASS!!

or....HE'S IN THE BAR....HE HEADS OVER TO THE GIRL...HE ASKS FOR HER NUMBERRRRR.....REJECTED....

or....SOLITARE'S ON THE COMPUTER...THERE'S 10 MINUTES LEFT IN THE WORK DAY....THE BOSS IS COMING OVERRRR....OH MY...WHAT A QUICK MOVE TO GET AWAY FROM THAT SCREEN.

Finally....THE ALARM CLOCK'S GOING OFF....ONLY 30 MINUTES TILL WORK.....HIS HAND GOES FOR THE BUZZER.....HE COMMITS THE TURNOVER...